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The Moose Joke:
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On the first day of Moose hunting in Medieval England,
the King and his squire
are out hunting. They come to a clearing and from the opposite side
of the clearing
a peasant emerges, sees the king in his hunting gear and starts jumping
and waving his
hands screaming, "I am not a Moose! I am not a
Moose!". The King, raises his bow
and arrow, an arrow flies, goes right through the peasant's heart and he
drops dead.
The squire says to the King, "Sire, why did you do that? He
said he wasn't a Moose?"
The King turns to the squire and says ...
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought he said, he WAS a Moose!"
