Ding Dong Daddy Buzz Quotes:

On the doctor's role -
"That thing flew outta there!  I mean it flies!"
"He just came in, caught it and split."

On cutting the umbilical cord -
"For the sake of efficiency, I'll do it.  Sure, I'll cut it.  Who cares?"

On the baby's name -
"Shaniqua buttwink Kilman.  That was the second choice."
"We had to dismiss "Gobnobbler". The grandparents objected to that."

On fatherhood -
"She's nothing like all the other Buzettes in my life."
"I'm not sure yet if she's an alien."
"Ya know, just my luck.  I get an alien."
"It's an alien, but it's MY alien.  Then the thing shapes up and it looks perfectly fine."
"It looked like an alien tadpole. It's now sort of developed into a guppy
and we expect a human form to emerge at any moment."
"Right now, it's an amazing source of entertainment."